Geralt is a man of many talents, but who knew that he actually doesn’t have any junk in the front of his trunk? A new mod that adds free camera movement during cinematics was sort of the perfect excuse for some gamers to start altering the camera angles during the sex scenes in The Witcher 3 to get a better look at Geralt’s man meat, only to find that he has none.
The freecam mod revealed that Geralt is anatomically incorrect. He’s about as well endowed as a Ken Barbie doll. Although, technically it looks more like he’s wearing flesh colored underwear. Many of the romance or sex scenes were compiled together in a compilation from YouTuber GameFreakDudes. It should go without saying that the video is NSFW and is actually the culmination of more than 16 hours worth of motion capture data compressed into the 11 minutes of love scenes featured throughout the 200 hours worth of gameplay in The Witcher 3.
Despite the large amounts of nudity and sex in The Witcher 3, it is kind of surprising that Geralt didn’t get his junk rendered. However, CD Projekt Red apparently wasn’t going for that level of gratuity.
“People might think we’re putting sex into the opening scene for no good reason… No, no, no. We are establishing that your character was intimate with this woman recently in order to plant in your mind that, at very least, he must enjoy her company.
“Through sex we have shown that this is a person who Geralt would be compelled to chase after if she went missing… Sex is the quickest way in which to establish the relationship and provide a justification for the player to pursue this woman. We couldn’t just tell you to go find someone you don’t know or care about. It wouldn’t work.”
Monhier is referring to Yennefer as the woman Geralt is sleeping with. It was spoiled(?) in the review that Conan O’Brien did of The Witcher 3, which opened with the tantalizaing sex scene.
If you’re not too keen on getting into the nitty gritty of The Witcher 3’s nudity and romance, you can still enjoy the quality of the freecam mod with some photography-worthy shots that YouTuber Payzed put together. You can check it out below.