Free Lives made their name in the development game with the super popular BroForce. The game garnered quite the following due to its throwback to old-school 1980s action movies and classic 8-bit run-and-gun platforming. But Free Lives was just getting started, and it wasn’t until recently did they reveal their true power with… Genital Jousting.
The 3D simulator is about dickbutts living their life, competing in tournaments, and attempting to use their flaccid heads to penetrate the perky rear-ends of their opponents. It’s a feminist’s nightmare game come true, and the sort of thing that will generate lots of views on YouTube.
Published by Devolver Digital, Genital Jousting features an all new story mode that was put together to give gamers more than just dickbutts slapping dickbutts in the dickbutt. The story mode is similar to other physics-based games like Octodad or Job Simulator, where players will attempt to navigate the perils of life in order to give John a feeling of purpose and belonging. You can check out the trailer below.
You’ll not only have office work to complete, but you can also go out on dates, eat food through the butthole on the back of the dickbutt, and even excrete out items from the same hole used to eat things.
This is the sort of game you play in front of your parents during the Wednesday night bible meeting, and crank up the volume so everyone can experience the glorious orgy of competitive dickbutts penetrating each other.
That’s right, beyond the story mode there’s also online competitive modes and local multiplayer modes as well for up to eight players. You can engage in a variety of party challenges such as Double Delight, Obstacle Intercourse and Weiner Round Up.
There’s also a full customization suite available, so that you can dress up and decorate your dickbutt with the sort of flare and pizazz you probably thought was only possible in doujins.
The game was already too triggering for Twitch.tv and it was banned. But don’t worry, you can still download a copy of Genital Jousting for yourself and enjoy the pleasures of penetrating people with your flaccid tool of protuberance. For more info feel free to hit up the Steam store page.