Kingdom Come: Deliverance How To Unlock The Sex Scenes
Kingdom Come Deliverance Sex Scenes

Much like in The Witcher 2 and The Witcher 3, there some sexy-time bits in Kingdom Come: Deliverance. You’ll be able to bang some chicks throughout your playthrough and if you need a bit of help getting more than just Henry in the sack, there are a few video guides to help you unlock the sex scenes in the PC, PS4 or Xbox One version of Kingdom Come: Deliverance from Warhorse Studios and Deep Silver.

So the most obvious romance angle in the game is the one with Theresa. This is literally no surprise or shock to anyone who has played even an hour’s worth of gameplay. However, before Theresa you can romance Lady Stephanie, the MILF at Talmberg. When she visits you during the night be sure to talk to her about what happened at Skalitz, and then when you’re forbidden from leaving the fort, go talk to her again and say “I have to bury my parents” and if your speech rating is high enough she’ll acquiesce, as indicated in the Naughty Gaming video below.

How To Shag Lady Stephanie in Kingdom Come: Deliverance

When you finally make your way back to Talmberg, talk to Lady Stephanie again and she’ll have a quest for you. If you accept it will start At Your Service, My Lady.

Complete the quest by getting the ornamental crown, wine and the roan (horse) from Uzhitz.

Once you get all the items and give them to Stephanie, ask her what else you can do and she’ll say she’ll reward you with a shirt. To get the sexy-time event, when she asks you to strip, say “Alright”. Henry and Stephanie will proceed to make some sweet, sweet love. You’ll unlock the Casanova trophy along the way you sly dog you.

How To Have Sex With Theresa In Kingdom Come: Deliverance

Theresa is the next comely wench you can shag like a dog scooting around and getting rug burn on a polyester carpet.

AFGuidesHD has a quick video on how to bang Theresa in Kingdom Come: Deliverance. The actual shagging doesn’t start until the 19 minute mark.

After the tutorial intro, when you get to takl to Theresa for the first time she’ll say that she’s not ready to take a walk when you first ask her. Come back after completing a few quests and she should be up in her room. Ask her to go for a walk along the river.

Race Theresa along the river until you reach the reeds.

Sit down next to Theresa along the river bank. If you have enough speech points you can charm her during the conversation. To raise your affinity with Theresa, tell her “the only one whose head is all messed up is me”.

You’ll have to wait a couple of days and then talk to her again. If you have something to give her, do so.

You’ll have to wait a couple of more days and then ask her if she wants to go somewhere to eat. Go to the Broken Wheel Tavern with Theresa.

Kingdom Come Deliverance Sex Scenes

A fight will break out at the tavern. Beat the snot out of the beta-rapist. Show how gallant you are with your metal gauntlets!

Wait a few more days and then return to Theresa’s place and talk to her. Theresa will want to play Blind Man’s Bluff. You’ll have to say “Alright”. Follow Theresa into the barn and win the game. Help Theresa take the aprons from outside and bring them back inside the barn to trigger the rompiest of rompy sex scenes in Kingdom Come: Deliverance.

How To Unlock The Drunken Priest Sex Scene

When you get to Uzhitz through the quest line that involves chasing down Lubosh, who has a limp. There’s a quest you’ll need to complete first the quest about finding out more about Limpy Lubosh in Uzhitz. Lubosh will be killed and it will lead you to the church where the monk is located. Jackie Fish has a video that teach you how to follow the quest line to reach the drunken sex scene involving the priest. The sex scene starts at the 46 minute mark.

Convince the priest to talk to you later at the tavern where you can drink with him.

Meet the priest at the tavern and tell him you’re from Skalitz. Attempt to earn the priest’s trust by being honest with him about the slaughter in Skalitz.

Ask him about him being handy with the sword.

Talk to the priest about a few more subjects and when he says what you should do is drink more ale, say it’s a good plan to drink. You’ll begin to drink all night long.

Kingdom Come Deliverance - Drinking With the Priest

After the cinematic Help Godwin the priest in a fist fight.

Climb the bell tower with Godwin the priest and enter into the bell tower. After the cinematic you’ll unlock the sex scene.

How To Unlock The Witches Sex Scene

Naughty Gaming has a guide on how to access the sex with the witches in the forest through the Uzhitz witchcraft quest. If the monk quest is bugged, there’s a way to get around it by following the guide that Naughty Gaming put together in order to avoid becoming a monk.

You’ll need to talk to the monk and follow the quest line that leads to a side-quest about the magic ointment that the women acquired from the herb woman. After talking to the women you’ll have to follow them into the forest where they perform their ritual.

Follow the three women at a distance and wait for them to reach the campfire. The mission objective will say that you’ll need to stay at a distance and watch as they apply the ointment and don’t interfere. However, once the new objective pops up that says not to interfere once they circle the campfire, step forward into the area and a cinematic will trigger.

When the one woman asks you to fulfill their wishes, say “I will give you anything you ask!”

If you choose to go with Vera, the Horse, you’ll need to use the lockpick to complete the Cavort with the Women objective. Two bone-wearing thugs will come out of the bushes and attack you. Kill them.

Return to the monk to complete the quest.

Kingdom Come: Deliverance is available right now for PC, PS4 and Xbox One.

 


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