PS Plus For July Has Great Games Like CoD: Black Ops 3, Heavy Rain, Absolver
PS Plus July - Heavy Rain

There’s like a game for everyone for the July, 2018 line-up of PlayStation Plus games for PS3 and PS4 gamers. PS Vita owners still end up with crap, but that’s a given. Anyway, if you enjoy first-person shooters, there’s something for you; if you enjoy fighting games, there’s something for you; if you like titty games there’s something for you; and if you’re into David Cage’s cringe-fests, there’s something for you.

The news rolled out over on the PlayStation Blog, where it was revealed that the last truly great Call of Duty game, Call of Duty: Black Ops 3, will be free for PlayStation Plus subscribers from now up until July 11th. It’s not really a full month’s worth of a free game, but if you have a PS Plus subscription you may as well jump in on the action while the action is available.

Heck, Black Ops 3 is one of the last manly games for men. It features a mature story, badass characters, lots of gore, and tons of overt violence. It’s the kind of thing that game studios either can’t make or don’t know how to make these days because they spilled soy sauce all over manuals on how to write good games for men. It also doesn’t help that few creative directors at game studios have enough testosterone to properly identify as a male, so they just check off “soy boy” on the forms.

Next up is Heavy Rain from the SJW studio Quantic Dream. The company has managed to include some anti-SJW sequences in Heavy Rain, including plenty of nude scenes, a strip scene, a sex scene, and some bra and pantie scenes. This was all back before 2012, though, so SJWs hadn’t ruined gaming yet, and Quantic Dreams wasn’t in the habit of using gaming as a medium to push Black Lives Matter agitprop.

Beyond that there’s also Absolver. Now this game isn’t too bad, it’s just a standard sandbox fighting game. It’s also quite technical, as you need to unlock fighting maneuvers and learn how to properly counter the moves of your opponents. It’s a decent enough game.

Now the real sweetness is Deception IV: The Nightmare Princess for PS3 gamers. This is a BDSM kind of game with plenty of sexy traps, undergarments on display, and lots of lust-inducing outfits to employ the leering nature of fops and lads the land around.

The rest of the games for July are okay, such as Rayman 3 HD, and Zero Escape: Zero Time Dilemma for the PS Vita. Last and least is Space Overlords for the PS Vita, but no one cares because no one plays the Vita anyway.


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