Weekly Recap June 9th: Dead or Alive 6 Declares War On Titties, Steam Renounces Censorship
Weekly Recap

The Waifu Holocaust was averted after after many gamers opted to send their business to GOG.com, following Valve blowing their censorship load on trying to remove sexy-time games from the Steam platform. The shift in business scared Gabe Newell, and he course corrected by having the company issue a statement that they wouldn’t be censoring or curating games on Steam. This renunciation of censorship was not well received by the gatekeeping vicars of the Intersectional Inquisition.

In fact, the SJW hordes that control the enthusiast and tech media proclaimed Valve as having committed sacrilege by not kowtowing to their demands for censorship of sexy-time games and violent titles deemed unworthy in the sacrosanct doctrine of the SocJus religious order.

Thankfully, Valve give them the middle-finger and decided to do what any capitalistic company should do, and let the market decide the fate of the content that appears on Steam.

Dead or Alive 6 - War on Tiddies
While Valve may have given a big fat win to the freedom of consumer choice, Koei Tecmo decide to declare the war on tiddies with Dead or Alive 6, announcing that they would be removing exaggerated boob bounce, and scaling back the proportions of the female fighters so that they would appear more “realistic”.

This kind of heresy committed by Koei Tecmo and Team Ninja did not go down well in the Church of Boobs, and gamers everywhere yelled out in pain, as if someone popped a pin in the universe’s oversized tits.

These stories and more in this June 9th, 2018 edition of the Weekly Recap.

Sexualized Female Game Characters Actually Reduce Rape Myth Acceptance

After multiple studies over the course of the last two years, it has been repeatedly found that sexualized female game avatars actually reduce the acceptance of rape myths. These studies fly in the face of multiple claims from media outlets stating that sexualized video game characters increase rape myth acceptance. Are you curious about the upcoming World War 3 first-person shooter? Well, if you think it’s something worth playing, be sure to check the system specs before you get too excited. Evolve: Stage 2 is shutting down in September after going free-to-play in 2016. It didn’t last for too long and apparently didn’t court any extra players, which is why it’s being shut down. And if you’re interested in some Lovecraftian horror, Lovecraft’s Untold Stories will enter into Early Access on Steam starting June 22nd.

Star Wars Author Claims Fans Are White Supremacists

What better way to bring in fans back to a struggling mega-brand than to label them all as white supremacists? Well, that’s what Star Wars novel author Chuck Wendig decided to do all across social media, and now even more people are “noping” out of Star Wars. Sega launched a new website for what many believe will be an upcoming mini-console for the Sega Saturn and Sega Dreamcast. The official release date for Code Vein has finally been revealed by Bandai Namco, after making gamers wait months for the details. And after Hi-Rez Studios initially censored an outfit for the new character Furia in Paladins, there was a furor over the censorship and the community broke into an all out war. Hi-Rez decided to make amends by bringing back the sexy-time outfit and also keeping the censored outfit for the SJWs.

 

SJWs Are Angry About Steam Not Censoring Games

SJW media desperately wanted Valve to censor the Steam store by excluding games that didn’t fit their narrative. However, Valve pulled a fast one and GabeN dropped a truth hammer on the SJW journalists so hard that the soy spat out of their booty box so fast that you would have imagined that you were listening to a horn section being executed for audible treason. The Game Awards is coming back later this year, and it will take place in December, just like last year. Warhammer 40,000: Inquisitor – Martyr got off to a rough launch on Steam due to the always-on DRM and some other gameplay hiccups that Neocore will need to work out. Sega and Atlus also rolled out their E3 line-up for this year. And a new Muslim-made action-RPG set during the 7th century in the battle between the Sassanids and the Arabs is set to launch on PC, PS4 and Xbox One called Knights of Light.

 

Agony’s Uncensored Version Is Coming Back

It’ll take around three months, but Madmind Studios found a way around the publishing deal restrictions that originally prevented them from releasing the uncensored version of Agony. The designer on Battletech was outed as having been involved with multiple counts of alleged sexual misconduct, this comes after Harebrained Schemes attempted to virtue signal heavily toward the SJW crowd with Battletech. IO Interactive ended up teaming up with Warner Bros., for the return of Agent 47 with Hitman 2. Microsoft ended up delaying Crackdown 3 into early 2019, and DC’s Vertigo Comics has returned and they gave Zoe Quinn her very own comic book called Goddess Mode.

 

Dead Or Alive 6 Censors Out Aggressive Tiddy Jiggle

No more aggressive tiddies jiggling, bobbing, throbbing, and bouncing all over the place. Koei Tecmo has announced that they’ve decided to take a more “realistic” approach to the character designs in Dead or Alive 6, meaning all the fan-service has been reduced to almost nil, including covering up Kasumi from head to toe as if she were fighting under Sharia Law. No joke, hombres… no joke. We may have averted the waifu holocaust at the helm of Steam, but the War on Tiddies continues with Koei Tecmo picking up where Valve left off. In other news, it appears Just Cause 4 is currently in the works, and it was inadvertently leaked by Steam. And speaking of Avalanche Studios… there’s a new game in the works by the Swedish developers that is very similar to Horizon: Zero Dawn only it’s set in the 1980s Sweden, and it aims to be more violent and more masculine than its female counterpart. It’s aptly called Generation Zero.


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