BoneCraft Brings Boner Culture To Steam For $19.99
BoneCraft

D-Dub Software has made their long awaited debut on Steam with the near-decade old BoneCraft, a third-person action game filled to the brim with shotguns, laser swords, tough guys, naked chicks, and more boners in action than James Charles’ private stash of Tinder dates. Simply put, BoneCraft appears to be the ultimate celebration of boner culture.

The game is chock full of violence and sex, as if it came out of the counter-culture revolution of gaming during the mid-1990s when developers had balls and there weren’t enough genders to require hipsters to put their pronouns in their profile. Times were simpler back then, and games were actually designed to be creative and fun. These days they’re designed to be pulpits for propaganda… unless you’re one of the few indie devs like D-Dub Software looking to make something raunchy and uncouth like BoneCraft.

The sci-fi sex fantasy features both projectile based third-person combat and hack-and-slash melee antics. Players will assume the role of Captain Fort Worth and his Space Wranglers as they battle against penis monsters, douche bag elves, and Orc hordes. Along the way the marines will get to bang every chick, elf, and female orc in sight.

You can check out the NSFW tongue-between-cheeks trailer below to get an idea of what the gameplay and sexcapades are like in D-Dub’s title.

The animations are kind of janky, the marines look like they put Viagra in their ear, and the elves look like passable 6/10s but you have to give them props for trying.

That’s not to mention that this seems like trademark dispute in the making. I’m sure plenty of people will recognize the similarities to WarCraft, and I can very easily imagine Blizzard jumping down their throat harder than a dozen schlongs on an Alexis Texas porn set.

Nevertheless, there is a ton of sex to be had in BoneCraft. They detail what you can expect beyond the hack-and-slash action, offering gamers a taste of the depravity that awaits them in the game, stating in the FAQ

“We’ve tried to include as much as we can, so here is the Naughty List: BJ, Anal, Cowgirl, Doggy, Froggy, Standing, Against a Wall, Hair Pulling, Spanking, Salad Tossing, Sitting, Ass to Mouth, Threesome, Girl on Girl, Orgy, and Tranny. This coupled with the thousands of unique girls of all races and species, and you have a lot of fetish stuff to do in BoneCraft–if you’re one of those guys who has to try it all.”

Sounds like a banging good time.

The old-school title originally came out back in 2011, but it looks even older than that. If you’re not too concerned with the graphics and want a comedic space romp with some mediocre gameplay to keep you busy for a while you can check out BoneCraft for $19.99 over on the Steam store.

(Thanks for the news tip johntrine)

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