Straight Pride Parade Has SJWs Completely Butthurt
Straight Pride Day

Twitter began trending the topic of the Straight Pride Parade after a group of Boston fellows decided to take a jab at the polemics surrounding identity politics, and it’s absolutely degenerative stranglehold on today’s culture, which has led to nothing but turmoil and anguish for normal people.

According to an article published on June 4th, 2019 by the Washington Examiner, organizer Mark Sahady had to file a discrimination complaint to get the parade approved in Boston, Massachusetts, and plan on hosting the parade on August 31st.

The purpose of the parade? Well, according to John Hugo, President of Super Happy Fun America, he mentioned on the official Super Happy Fun America website

“Straight people are an oppressed majority. We will fight for the right of straights everywhere to express pride in themselves without fear of judgement and hate. The day will come when straights will finally be included as equals among all of the other orientations.”

The event spawned a trend that turned into a moment highlighted by Twitter itself on the afternoon of June 4th, 2019.

The denizens of Twitter were none too happy about this, as it completely disrupts the one-sided narrative and agenda-pushing policies they’ve been proliferating throughout nearly every major media outlet both online and through terrestrial networks.

Twitter was flooded with angry Social Justice Warriors, absolutely irate about a Straight Pride Parade.

There were memes, posts, and diatribes oozing with hatred and incalculable amounts of spite. It was all nearly dripping out of each post like rectal fluids at an arse-less chaps party hosted by James Charles.

Boy… some of those people really seem angry.

As is typical of the Regressive Left, they’re already looking to make up anything they can in order to deplatform the parade, which is the typical modus operandi for those who stand against freedom.

To no one’s surprise a New York Times, Atlantic, and Washington Post author, Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg, organized other Social Justice Warriors in order to file complaints to get the parade shut down.

The entire phrase “Straight Pride Parade” is filled with angry SJWs over on Twitter, as evident by the archives.

They’re expressed discontent at the very idea that straights not sit by idly while being harangued and pelted with invective by the Rainbow Reich.

Others were also quick to point out that the Straight Pride Parade would likely not include the kind of inappropriate content typically on display at most Pride Parades where kids were present.

There are obviously some people having fun at the expense of all the triggered SJWs in the thread angry about the Straight Pride Parade.

It reminds me a little bit of when a bunch of Social Justice Warriors became unhinged when Markus “Notch” Persson joked about a Heterosexual Pride Day.

SJWs are literally the epitome of they can dish it out but they certainly can’t take it.

Anyway, you can look for Straight Pride Day to hit the streets of Boston, Massachusetts on August 31st, 2019 this summer.


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