Lashana Lynch Cast As New 007 In Bond 25, But Daniel Craig Is Still James Bond
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Lashana Lynch from Captain Marvel has been cast in Bond 25 to play as the new 007 agent, who will replace Daniel Craig’s James Bond as the new 00 agent. Lynch won’t be stepping into the role as Bond, but will be a new agent who takes over his assigned number after Bond retires from MI6. This news is obviously disturbing for anyone with eyes, a fan of James Bond, or any sense of decency.

The news started with a report from LAD Bible, and began to spread out from there, with sites like the Daily Mail reporting that a source told them…

“Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed,”

 

“It’s a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman,”

This ties into more of the feminist propaganda that crawled out of the trash can during the earlier reports about the upcoming film, where it was reported that it would be modernized for the “#MeToo era” and that it would oriented around the whims of the feminist writer they brought on board.

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As is typical, degenerate-filled social media sites like Twitter were quick to praise the poor casting choice. Giving this heartbreaking and upsetting news its own moment.

You’ll note that there are plenty of furries in there defending the decision along with tons of other Twitter users with rainbows in their profile championing the deconstruction of Western civilization and all of the entertainment that normal people love.

As reported by the New York Post, they quoted the insider who explained to news outlets that this is all part of a push to attract the “younger generation” of degenerate millennials who are ruining our society by pretending to be pseudo-anarchists when in reality they are actually just statists looking to reinforce the Left’s authoritarian hegemony on cultural thought control. Anyway, the insider stated…

“This is a Bond for the modern era who will appeal to a younger generation while sticking true to what we all expect in a Bond film,” the source said.

 

“There are spectacular chase sequences and fights, and Bond is still Bond but he’s having to learn to deal with the world of #MeToo.”

Thankfully, not everyone is willingly handing over their right to common sense, and some YouTubers are already calling out this nonsense.

If the studio really wanted to be creative they could have fitted her into a new 00 role, such as 009 or 010. This way it shows honor and reverence to the 007 moniker that only James Bond was worthy of holding. However, giving the 007 title to another agent is almost but not quite as bad as Thor having his name taken by a woman, which was beyond reprehensible.

Even The Amazing Lucas noted that Bond 25 got woke, as the studio is taking a racist stance against the legacy of the franchise in order to foist the Left’s anti-white male narrative onto James Bond fans.

This is easily one of the most disgusting and disgraceful things to happen to the James Bond franchise, and it will not recover from this anytime soon.

However, fans can fight back by speaking with their wallets. Perhaps sending Bond 25 to the Get Woke; Go Broke Master List will teach MGM never to pull this kind of regressive bullcrap ever again.

(Thanks for the news tip EvaUnit02 and monzaemon92)

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