A decade after Tales of Vesperia was originally released on PS3 and Xbox 360, Bandai Namco figured they could squeeze a few extra coins out of the cotton corduroys of compliant connoisseurs of JRPGs. They weren’t wrong in their estimation that plenty of gamers would toss some currency the way of their coffers for offering a definitive edition of the decade-old titles for the PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Nintendo Switch. Well, for gamers who have Tales of Vesperia Definitive Edition, there are some cheat trainers available for you to use, abuse, and exploit to your heart’s content.

The first cheat trainer is available for free and can be downloaded from over on Mr. Antifun’s forum.

The Tales of Vesperia Definitive Edition cheats contained within the trainer are listed below:

The cheat trainer offers you some infinite health and money and everything else you would need to wipe the floor with the enemy about as easy as Jorge Masivdal knocked out Ben Askren.

But if those Tales Of Vesperia Definitive Edition cheats aren’t enough, don’t worry… there are more.

The second cheat trainer is available to download from over on MegaDev.info.

The Tales Of Vesperia Definitive Edition cheat trainer contains the following options:

There are a few more useful cheats tucked away in the trainer, such as the ability to quickly rank up your cooking experience or battle experience. Those are useful in case you don’t feel like outright cheating but you also want to quickly level up and scurry through an area without feeling trapped or like you have to grind your way into the next area.

If you don’t mind registering to become a premium member, Cheat Happens also has a trainer.

The Tales of Vesperia Definitive Edition trainer contains the following cheat options:

While Cheat Happens may require a premium membership, you can sort of see why given the number of cheats you have access to. There’s a hefty buffet of cheats for you to manipulate, from the standard infinite health and gold to super speed and slow motion, so you can really play around with whatever best suits your play style.

Last but not least is a cheat table that’s available for the Cheat Engine from Fearless Revolution.

The cheat table for the Tales Of Vesperia Definitive Edition trainer features the following cheats:

The trainer was updated long after the game was released due to some errors and hiccups in the tables that they encountered. However, by March 2019 the table knockers were able to finally tip the scales and put that bad boy on its back, bending those tricky cheats to their will and making the engine purr with a little bit of coding resplendence.

Tales of Vesperia Definitive Edition is currently available right now for PS4, Xbox, Switch, and on PC, but only the glorious PC master race will be able to make use of the cheats, lest you have a modded console, at which point you can jury-rig a solution together and get it to work.

Otherwise, just settle up with your ego, bite the bullet, build the right proper PC, and get Tales Of Vesperia Definitive Edition from over on the Steam store so you can cheat without worrying about any of the drawbacks that come with closed-in console boxes. This way you can free your gaming inhibitions from the lock and key of consoles the way Bill Clinton freed his inhibitions on Caris James island.

[Update:] Minor correction, you can cheat in the PS4 version of the game by using a cheat save, but you will have to fork over $59.99 for it by purchasing the PS4 Save Wizard from over on the official PS4 Save Wizard website.