The Batman Race-Swaps Catwoman By Casting Zoe Kravitz
The Batman - Catwoman Blackwashed

Absolutely nothing is safe from the touch of postmodernists. They swarm and feed on the carcass of creativity that wallows in your mind like the rotting remains of a wildebeest under a scorching Namibia sun. Nothing you enjoy is safe; everything you value is a target. What little is left for you to hold on to is taken away like a gummy toy from a teething toddler in a tiny pram. And what lovely toy did they take away from you today? Catwoman.

Matt Reeves’ The Batman is due to drop in theaters in 2021, starring the effeminate Robert Pattinson as the Caped Crusader. His love interest and presumable sexual antagonist in the film will be none other than a race-swapped Selina Kyle, played by the half-and-half offspring of Lisa Bonet and Lenny Kravitz, Zoe Kravitz.

Kyle is typically a fair-skinned, dark-haired beauty who works as both a love-interest and criminal foil for Batman. Now she’s being played by a hip-hop era millennial who is neither aesthetically hewn to fans’ expectations of Catwoman, nor eloquently captivating to embody Selina Kyle’s charm.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, there was a short list of actresses to play the femme fatale, and it was narrowed down to Ana de Armas, Ella Balinska, Eiza Gonzalez and Zoe Kravitz.

None of them were true bloods, but Ana de Armas probably would have been the closest one to actually look like Catwoman. Instead, the role went to Kravitz.

As usual, there were plenty of fans who were peeved at the news, having their loyalty to DC undercut by the pointed blade of postmodernism. One such fan was Nerdette’s Newsstand, who returned to the fold to criticize the Culture Communists even after she was doxed and her family threatened.

As pointed out in the video, Kravitz originally auditioned to play as Catwoman in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises, but she was rightfully turned down for the role because they properly acknowledged that she was too “urban” for the role, and Nolan instead with the more refined, yet ill-fitted feisty-free, Anne Hathaway.

It looks like this is possibly Hollywood’s way of doling out color-casting reparations, which is disgusting in and of itself.

Matt Reeves even trolled fans with the casting news by taking to Twitter to rub it into everyone’s faces.

What a disgusting display of hatred toward the fans.

Moreover, Catwoman isn’t the only one who has been race-swapped. Jim Gordon was also race-swapped with actor Jeffrey Wright. As pointed out in Nerdette’s video, we all know that if Gordon is race-swapped and he has a daughter in the film, then it means they’re going to introduce us to Barbara Gordon, who will later become Batgirl. Now, if Gordon is race-swapped that means his daughter is race-swapped, which means that Barbara will be another redhead added to the pyre that Hollywood is using to burn away the existence of fictional redhead characters.

Dismayed and disturbed, is probably the best way to sum up this news. It’s obvious Hollywood has a war on whites, and they’re forcing you to choke on a coffee flavored cast of race-swapped characters… even if you don’t like it.

(Thanks for the news tip Robert ‘Staredcraft’ Willing)


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