Sprite’s Woke LGBTQIA+ Ad Doesn’t Have A Soft Drink In Sight
Sprite Ad

Companies are becoming sick. Diseased with the degenerative virus called Liberal Progressivism. You think it’s funny? You think it’s a joke? You won’t be laughing when they’re kicking down your door, scooping up little Timmy, and forcibly putting ruby red lipstick on him with a contrasting crushed cerulean wig and a mirror-ball sequin dress. You won’t think it’s funny when they abduct his manhood by conscripting him to strut the runway in open-toed Christian Louboutin stilettos with those flaming red-lacquered soles at drag concentration camps. It might sound like fun and games right now, but that’s the future we’re headed toward, folks.

It’s also a future that Sprite seems to be promoting in their ultra-woke ad for the soda soft drink that doesn’t even make an appearance during the three minute runtime.

The ad was rightfully picked apart by by BPR and YouTuber Joey Saladino. You can check out the ad below to see what all the fuss is about.

As pointed out in the video, it centers around several people on the LGBTQIA+ spectrum, getting ready to attend the Pride parade.

The ad shows each of the rainbow recruits making their way to the parade before it wraps up.

As pointed out by absolutely everyone, the ad doesn’t show any sort of soft drink at all. In fact, as pointed out by Tim Pool, if it weren’t for the fact that Sprite had promoted the ad, you wouldn’t even know it was about Sprite.

The company has been plastering this kind of content all over their YouTube page, though.

Back at the end of July they had another Pride ad, called “I love you hater ft. #pride”.

The company is literally catering their products toward less than 5% of the population and less than 1% of the buyer’s market. Talk about alienating potential customers.

Sprite now joins other corporations who got woke in the realm of advertising, including Nike, Gillete, Johhnie Walker, Thinx, Everlast and Renault.

If Sprite doesn’t turn from their propaganda-laden ways they could end up facing some massive backlash from the public, and finding themselves nestled in nicely between a few other companions on the Get Woke, Go Broke Master List.

(Thanks for the news tip Harrison Bergeron)


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