Army Of Two: The 40th Day Retro Review: A Manly Co-op Game From A Bygone Era

Army of Two 40th Day Review

Title: Army of Two: The 40th Day
Genre: Third-Person Shooter
Players: 1 – 2 (co-op online or split-screen)
Platforms: Xbox 360, PS3
Developer: EA Montreal
Publisher: Electronic Arts
Release Date: January 12th, 2010

They really don’t make ’em like this anymore. As some of you know I’ve gone back to playing and reviewing older games since almost every new AAA title is filled with pozzed degeneracy and Left-wing propaganda. Now while I don’t have a whole lot of good to say about Army of Two: The 40th Day, which is a sequel to the 2008 outing of Army of Two, I can readily say that it’s a testosterone-filled third-person shooter that sits at home as a decent (if not moderately entertaining) Gears of War clone that came out during the heyday of the brown-and-gray palette monopoly. Continue reading “Army Of Two: The 40th Day Retro Review: A Manly Co-op Game From A Bygone Era”

The Wheelman Retro Review: Vin Diesel’s Barcelona Playground

The Wheelman Review

Title: The Wheelman
Players: 1
Platforms: PC (Reviewed), PS3, Xbox 360
Developer: Tigon Studios
Publisher: Midway Games/Ubisoft
Release Date: March 24, 2009

Since developers continue to make woke pieces of crap in [current year] and publishers continue to fund woke pieces of crap, I’m continuing to dive into my back catalog of games and review titles that I actually found interesting, unique, overlooked, or just plain fun to play in my down time. One such game is the short-lived Tgon Studios’ exotic action-racer, The Wheelman, which starred Vin Diesel and his steel-grated voice. Continue reading “The Wheelman Retro Review: Vin Diesel’s Barcelona Playground”

Take-Two Harasses Red Dead Redemption Mod Creator

Take Two

The current state of the AAA industry is one in which companies will do everything short of catering to their audience in order to make money. Increasingly being brought before government oversight over pushing gambling onto children with exploitative designs patented to increase engagement and spending with industry lobbyists denying emphatically the behavior exists. At a time when all eyes both regulatory and civilian are on them, this is the time when the industry needs to appear squeaky clean, even saintly. Take Two Interactive has other ideas, however. Continue reading “Take-Two Harasses Red Dead Redemption Mod Creator”

Bethesda Seemingly Fixes Doom 1 And Doom 2 Re-Download Xbox “Bug”

Bethesda has been really proactive this time around regarding the latest glitches that have surfaced, and it’s not the “good” kind of activity. The focus this time around is on Doom 1 and Doom 2 as featured in the new Doom Trilogy pack. The said pack has a lot of issues that somehow affected the Xbox 360 versions. But lo, Bethesda has seemingly addressed the “bug.” Continue reading “Bethesda Seemingly Fixes Doom 1 And Doom 2 Re-Download Xbox “Bug””

May Games With Gold Titles Announced For Xbox One And Xbox 360, Are Abysmal

Microsoft has announced its Games with Gold collection for May and, well, they’re technically games. I try to be open-minded about these things, but this month’s roster has me wondering if the bottom of the barrel has truly been reached. Continue reading “May Games With Gold Titles Announced For Xbox One And Xbox 360, Are Abysmal”

Crackdown 2 Now Available On Xbox One Free Of Charge

If you’re looking for something to play this weekend, you might be interested to know that Crackdown 2 has now been added to the growing list of titles supported by Xbox One backward compatibility. You might be even more interested to know that it’s 100 percent free. Continue reading “Crackdown 2 Now Available On Xbox One Free Of Charge”

Xbox Games With Gold For January, 2019 Includes WRC 6, Far Cry 2, Celeste

WRC 6

Microsoft’s four free games for the month of January includes two old-school classics, a game that SJWs love, and an actual game that’s high quality and well made. Continue reading “Xbox Games With Gold For January, 2019 Includes WRC 6, Far Cry 2, Celeste”

Xbox Games With Gold For December Get Downvoted By Xbox Gamers

XBox Live Games With Gold December

If you wanted a selection of forgettable games to tide you over during Christmas, well, Microsoft was sure thinking about you. The December, 2018 Games With Gold line-up was revealed and oh boy are they not good at all. Continue reading “Xbox Games With Gold For December Get Downvoted By Xbox Gamers”

Left 4 Dead 2, Portal, Half-Life 2 Become Backwards Compatible With Xbox One X Enhancements

Xbox One Backwards Compatible

Valve and Microsoft made a startling announcement recently, confirming that four of Valve’s popular titles are now available as backwards compatible titles for the Xbox One. What’s more is that each of the four games have also received Xbox One X enhancements so that you can play them in native 4K ultra high definition. Continue reading “Left 4 Dead 2, Portal, Half-Life 2 Become Backwards Compatible With Xbox One X Enhancements”

Lego Star Wars 3: The Clone Wars Gameplay Walkthrough

LEGO Star Wars 3 Gameplay Walkthrough

During the September Games With Gold offerings Microsoft decided to bundle an oldie but a goodie in with the Xbox Live Gold subscription games. One of those games included TT Games and Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment’s Lego Star Wars 3. For gamers who missed out on the Xbox 360 co-op adventure title when it came out back in 2011, there’s a gameplay walkthrough guide available now that it’s backwards compatible and ready to play on the Xbox One. Continue reading “Lego Star Wars 3: The Clone Wars Gameplay Walkthrough”

Xbox Games With Gold For September Fail Hard And Gamers Hate The Lineup

Xbox Games With Gold

If you want some lame games to play for free throughout September look no further than Microsoft’s Xbox Live Games With Gold offerings for September, 2018. The four games that were revealed for the Xbox 360 and Xbox One consists of old and busted up games that most people probably don’t care about. Continue reading “Xbox Games With Gold For September Fail Hard And Gamers Hate The Lineup”

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Is Now Backwards Compatible For Xbox One

Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Backwards Compatible

It’s sad that the only time Xbox games trend is when old games become backwards compatible for the system. Microsoft has fostered a rather anti-creative culture where the only noteworthy exclusives on the Xbox One are Forza Motorsport, Halo and Gears of War games. Anyway, the Xbox One community managed to capture the attention of social media recently when Larry “Major Nelson” Hryb announced that Activision and Infinity Ward’s iconic seventh gen shooter, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, is currently available as a backwards compatible title for the Xbox One. Continue reading “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 Is Now Backwards Compatible For Xbox One”

Xbox Games With Gold For August Gives Gamers For Honor, Dead Space 3, Forza Horizon 2

For Honor Xbox Live Games With Gold

Last month Microsoft gave gamers a piss-poor line-up games that no one cared about and no one even remembers even though it was just a few weeks ago that those games were announced. That’s how much the line-up sucked, and you won’t anyone but Xbox fanboys slurping up the toe-jam of Phil Spencer defending the last couple of months of offerings from Games With Gold as Microsoft attempts to reposition the service as little more than a catcher of offerings positioned underneath the pitcher of Xbox Game Pass. For August, however, Microsoft actually seems to want to give Xbox Live Gold subscribers something worthwhile to add to their libraries, bringing back a handful of noteworthy AAA titles to the free game line-up. Continue reading “Xbox Games With Gold For August Gives Gamers For Honor, Dead Space 3, Forza Horizon 2”