Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus Video Shows Lackluster Gameplay And Plenty Of Swastikas
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A new 48 minute gameplay video has popped up for Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus. The video covers the Roswell mission where BJ has to plant a nuclear bomb inside of a Nazis ice cream shop.

The video starts with the diversity rebellion plotting ways to destabilize America by detonating an atom bomb in the heart of the country. Basically, players are working with terrorists to destroy America in order to regain it from the Nazi invasion. You can check out the video below from Gamer’s Little Playground.

There’s only about two actual minutes of gameplay within the first 14 minutes. The crazy part is that the small amounts of gameplay isn’t even really gameplay, just a rail segment. Also, there’s plenty of Swastikas in the game, so I’m sure Michael Condrey from Sledgehammer games and the upcoming Call of Duty: WW2 got really triggered.

At the 14:30 mark you finally get to play after listening to that annoying lawyer for what feels like forever.

A staple of the gameplay seems to be that majority of the “good guy” terrorists other than BJ and his wife will be the most annoying characters featured in a video game released in 2017. The retard with the smashed in head and the LSD junkie are two very unfunny comedic relief characters, and then there’s the Jewish scientist, the Nazis fat lady, and the loud mouthed black lady. This game couldn’t rundown the checklist of tokens fast enough.

Anyway, the actual hardcore shooting doesn’t really get underway until the 16 minute mark. If the rest of the game plays out anything like the Roswell mission, then you’ll be spending almost as much time watching cinematics as you will actually playing the game. And they aren’t even good cinematics.

The actual gunplay is identical to what was in Wolfenstein: The New Order and The Old Blood. So if you’re familiar with the sort of run-and-gun ironsight gameplay from the previous games, you’ll be right at home with the gameplay here.

Also, what did they do to BJ’s face?


It looks like he got hit with the retard stick. He went from looking like a tough badass to a bug-eyed Aryan reject.

If you enjoy Call of Duty style shooters you’ll definitely enjoy Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus. It has the same sort of gameplay loops and not much else. You can look for Wolfenstein: The New Colossus to launch for PC, PS4 and Xbox One starting October 27th.


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