Rise Of Argonauts Retro Review: Identity Crisis

Rise of Argonauts Review

Title: Rise of Argonauts
Genre: Adventure
Platforms: Xbox 360, PS3, PC (Reviewed)
Developer: Liquid Entertainment
Publisher: Codemasters
Release Date: December 12th, 2008

Liquid Entertainment and Codemasters’ Rise of Argonauts was one of those cash-in games that came out during the $60 craze where everyone and their mother thought that their title was worth the high-price of entry, even when they clearly weren’t worth the asking price. Continue reading “Rise Of Argonauts Retro Review: Identity Crisis”

Mortal Kombat 9, Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition Pulled From Stores

Mortal Kombat 9

NetherRealm Studios and Warner Bros. Entertainment have apparently been culling the Mortal Kombat games from digital storefronts. Both Mortal Kombat 9 and Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition have been pulled from stores, with reports that the online multiplayer functionality for both will be shut down. Continue reading “Mortal Kombat 9, Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition Pulled From Stores”

Prince Of Persia 2008 Retro Review: Bargain Bin Prince

Title: Prince of Persia (2008)
Players: 1
Genre: Platformer
Platforms: Xbox 360, PS3, PC (Reviewed)
Developer: POP Team
Publisher: Ubisoft
Release Date: December 2nd, 2008 Continue reading “Prince Of Persia 2008 Retro Review: Bargain Bin Prince”

Sony Believes The Majority Of PS4 Games Can Be Played On PS5; No Word On PS1-PS3 Backwards Compatibility

The official PlayStation blog post that offered a look into the PS5’s specs has been updated. The new update attempts to clarify how the “overwhelming majority” of the 4,000+ PS4 titles will be playable on PS5. However, the blog post offers no word on PS3, PS2, and PS1 backwards compatibility. Continue reading “Sony Believes The Majority Of PS4 Games Can Be Played On PS5; No Word On PS1-PS3 Backwards Compatibility”

The Wheelman Retro Review: Vin Diesel’s Barcelona Playground

The Wheelman Review

Title: The Wheelman
Players: 1
Platforms: PC (Reviewed), PS3, Xbox 360
Developer: Tigon Studios
Publisher: Midway Games/Ubisoft
Release Date: March 24, 2009

Since developers continue to make woke pieces of crap in [current year] and publishers continue to fund woke pieces of crap, I’m continuing to dive into my back catalog of games and review titles that I actually found interesting, unique, overlooked, or just plain fun to play in my down time. One such game is the short-lived Tgon Studios’ exotic action-racer, The Wheelman, which starred Vin Diesel and his steel-grated voice. Continue reading “The Wheelman Retro Review: Vin Diesel’s Barcelona Playground”

Kane And Lynch Retro Review: Clumsy Nihilism

Kane and Lynch Review

Title: Kane & Lynch: Dead Men
Players: 1 – 2 (co-op) 2 – 8 (online)
Platforms: PC (Reviewed), PS3, Xbox 360
Developer: IO Interactive
Publisher: Eidos/Square Enix
Release Date: November 13th, 2007

Kane & Lynch: Dead Men is one of those games where the controversy surrounding the game was bigger than anything dealing with the game itself. Namely, Gerstmanngate, which involved Jeff Gerstmann getting fired from Gamespot because he gave the game an above-average 6 out of 10 during a time when Eidos was advertising on the website, which set the seeds as a proto-#GamerGate. Continue reading “Kane And Lynch Retro Review: Clumsy Nihilism”

Ghostbusters The Video Game Review: The Real Ghostbusters 3

Ghostbusters The Video Game Review

Title: Ghostbusters The Video Game
Players: 1
Platforms: PC (Reviewed), PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One
Genre: Third-Person Shooter
Developer: Terminal Velocity
Publisher: Sony, Atari, Mad Dog Games
Release Date: June, 2009

Given that newer AAA games are all designed to be vehicles for Left-wing agitprop, filled with strong ugly women who don’t need no man, pro-refuge nonsense, and more LGBTQIAPEDO crap than you can shake a stick at, I’ve opted to stop playing most new releases. Normal human beings just don’t find that kind of propaganda entertaining nor is any normal person fond of the Left’s agenda being irrumated into every facet of media. Continue reading “Ghostbusters The Video Game Review: The Real Ghostbusters 3”

Uncharted 2 Retro Review: Spectacular Moments Hampered By Pacing Issues

A lot of Sony fanboys will swear that the 2009 outing, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, is the greatest game ever made. No foul thing could ever be said about this game throughout seventh gen, and even to this day many claim it’s the greatest game of seventh generation. Let’s be honest, it’s a good game for what it is but it’s not as great as fanboys would lead you on to believe. The graphics still hold up decently enough to be a seventh-gen outing, and the story is filled with a lot of twists and turns, backstabs and very few surprises, but overall it’s the video game equivalent of an IMDB-rated 6/10 Hollywood blockbuster film. Continue reading “Uncharted 2 Retro Review: Spectacular Moments Hampered By Pacing Issues”

Uncharted 1 Retro Review: Slow Start For The Cinematic Juggernaut

Uncharted Drake's Fortune Review

Given that many of the recent big-budget game releases on home consoles and PC are converged or filled with Left-wing propaganda, I’ve been hitting my backlog and playing through a lot of older games I missed out on or didn’t quite have time to complete when they originally released. I decided to go back and play through the original Uncharted trilogy as part of the Nathan Drake Collection, both to rekindle what made the series great and to wash the taste of the fourth game out of my mind, which was nothing short of creative sacrilege committed by the Israeli-born Neil Druckmann. Continue reading “Uncharted 1 Retro Review: Slow Start For The Cinematic Juggernaut”

Yakuza 4 HD Remaster English Localization Censors “Rape” Text

Yakuza 4 HD Remaster Censorship

The localization team working on the Yakuza remasters don’t seem to have much respect for the original art that they’re supposed to be translating. That has become seemingly evident with the Yakuza 4: HD Remaster for the PS4, where the English version of a conversation has been censored that contained the word “rape”. This is despite the fact that the game is rated ‘M’ for Mature by the ESRB. Continue reading “Yakuza 4 HD Remaster English Localization Censors “Rape” Text”

PlayStation Now Subscription Price Drops To Be “More Compelling”

With Team Xbox noting that they make more revenue through “compelling” live-service and subscriptions than selling consoles, it looks like Sony wants in on this “compelling” subscription fun by lowering PlayStation Now’s monthly fee. Continue reading “PlayStation Now Subscription Price Drops To Be “More Compelling””

Take-Two Harasses Red Dead Redemption Mod Creator

Take Two

The current state of the AAA industry is one in which companies will do everything short of catering to their audience in order to make money. Increasingly being brought before government oversight over pushing gambling onto children with exploitative designs patented to increase engagement and spending with industry lobbyists denying emphatically the behavior exists. At a time when all eyes both regulatory and civilian are on them, this is the time when the industry needs to appear squeaky clean, even saintly. Take Two Interactive has other ideas, however. Continue reading “Take-Two Harasses Red Dead Redemption Mod Creator”

Uncharted 2, Uncharted 3, And Last Of Us PS3 Multiplayer Servers Shut Down

Uncharted 3

Starting today, September 3rd, 2019, the multiplayer servers for PS3 games Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception and The Last of Us are shutting down. After today you won’t be able to play these games on the PlayStation Network if you have a PS3. Continue reading “Uncharted 2, Uncharted 3, And Last Of Us PS3 Multiplayer Servers Shut Down”

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