Rise Of Argonauts Retro Review: Identity Crisis

Rise of Argonauts Review

Title: Rise of Argonauts
Genre: Adventure
Platforms: Xbox 360, PS3, PC (Reviewed)
Developer: Liquid Entertainment
Publisher: Codemasters
Release Date: December 12th, 2008

Liquid Entertainment and Codemasters’ Rise of Argonauts was one of those cash-in games that came out during the $60 craze where everyone and their mother thought that their title was worth the high-price of entry, even when they clearly weren’t worth the asking price. Continue reading “Rise Of Argonauts Retro Review: Identity Crisis”

Mortal Kombat 9, Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition Pulled From Stores

Mortal Kombat 9

NetherRealm Studios and Warner Bros. Entertainment have apparently been culling the Mortal Kombat games from digital storefronts. Both Mortal Kombat 9 and Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition have been pulled from stores, with reports that the online multiplayer functionality for both will be shut down. Continue reading “Mortal Kombat 9, Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition Pulled From Stores”

Prince Of Persia 2008 Retro Review: Bargain Bin Prince

Title: Prince of Persia (2008)
Players: 1
Genre: Platformer
Platforms: Xbox 360, PS3, PC (Reviewed)
Developer: POP Team
Publisher: Ubisoft
Release Date: December 2nd, 2008 Continue reading “Prince Of Persia 2008 Retro Review: Bargain Bin Prince”

The Wheelman Retro Review: Vin Diesel’s Barcelona Playground

The Wheelman Review

Title: The Wheelman
Players: 1
Platforms: PC (Reviewed), PS3, Xbox 360
Developer: Tigon Studios
Publisher: Midway Games/Ubisoft
Release Date: March 24, 2009

Since developers continue to make woke pieces of crap in [current year] and publishers continue to fund woke pieces of crap, I’m continuing to dive into my back catalog of games and review titles that I actually found interesting, unique, overlooked, or just plain fun to play in my down time. One such game is the short-lived Tgon Studios’ exotic action-racer, The Wheelman, which starred Vin Diesel and his steel-grated voice. Continue reading “The Wheelman Retro Review: Vin Diesel’s Barcelona Playground”

Kane And Lynch Retro Review: Clumsy Nihilism

Kane and Lynch Review

Title: Kane & Lynch: Dead Men
Players: 1 – 2 (co-op) 2 – 8 (online)
Platforms: PC (Reviewed), PS3, Xbox 360
Developer: IO Interactive
Publisher: Eidos/Square Enix
Release Date: November 13th, 2007

Kane & Lynch: Dead Men is one of those games where the controversy surrounding the game was bigger than anything dealing with the game itself. Namely, Gerstmanngate, which involved Jeff Gerstmann getting fired from Gamespot because he gave the game an above-average 6 out of 10 during a time when Eidos was advertising on the website, which set the seeds as a proto-#GamerGate. Continue reading “Kane And Lynch Retro Review: Clumsy Nihilism”

Ghostbusters The Video Game Review: The Real Ghostbusters 3

Ghostbusters The Video Game Review

Title: Ghostbusters The Video Game
Players: 1
Platforms: PC (Reviewed), PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One
Genre: Third-Person Shooter
Developer: Terminal Velocity
Publisher: Sony, Atari, Mad Dog Games
Release Date: June, 2009

Given that newer AAA games are all designed to be vehicles for Left-wing agitprop, filled with strong ugly women who don’t need no man, pro-refuge nonsense, and more LGBTQIAPEDO crap than you can shake a stick at, I’ve opted to stop playing most new releases. Normal human beings just don’t find that kind of propaganda entertaining nor is any normal person fond of the Left’s agenda being irrumated into every facet of media. Continue reading “Ghostbusters The Video Game Review: The Real Ghostbusters 3”

Bethesda Seemingly Fixes Doom 1 And Doom 2 Re-Download Xbox “Bug”

Bethesda has been really proactive this time around regarding the latest glitches that have surfaced, and it’s not the “good” kind of activity. The focus this time around is on Doom 1 and Doom 2 as featured in the new Doom Trilogy pack. The said pack has a lot of issues that somehow affected the Xbox 360 versions. But lo, Bethesda has seemingly addressed the “bug.” Continue reading “Bethesda Seemingly Fixes Doom 1 And Doom 2 Re-Download Xbox “Bug””

Xbox Community Standards Updated To Discourage “Problematic” Content, Behavior

Xbox Toxic Gamers

Microsoft updated the code of conduct for using Xbox Live with a new Community Standards Page over on the official Xbox website. The updated page went live on May 1st, 2019, outlining the encouragement of safe “trash talk” and discouraging “problematic” content and behavior. Continue reading “Xbox Community Standards Updated To Discourage “Problematic” Content, Behavior”

May Games With Gold Titles Announced For Xbox One And Xbox 360, Are Abysmal

Microsoft has announced its Games with Gold collection for May and, well, they’re technically games. I try to be open-minded about these things, but this month’s roster has me wondering if the bottom of the barrel has truly been reached. Continue reading “May Games With Gold Titles Announced For Xbox One And Xbox 360, Are Abysmal”

Xbox Live User Was Temporarily Suspended For Using The Gamertag “Jesus Is Lord”

Xbox Live Ban

Microsoft temporarily suspended a user on Xbox Live for changing their name to something that Microsoft considered to be “inappropriate content”. What was the gamertag? “xxJesusIsLordxx”. Without the ‘X’s it’s just “Jesus is Lord”. Continue reading “Xbox Live User Was Temporarily Suspended For Using The Gamertag “Jesus Is Lord””

Xbox’s “Our Blacks” Tweet Gets Mocked By Anti-SJWs And Ridiculed By SJWs

Blacks At Xbox

Whenever you try to play the game of identitarianism the only winners are the memers. In this case, Microsoft thought it would be hip, cool, trendy, and in to highlight “their blacks”. So they unwittingly tweeted out a celebration of “their blacks” with the exact kind of results one would expect from people who aren’t punch-drunk on the Kool-Aid of identity politics. Continue reading “Xbox’s “Our Blacks” Tweet Gets Mocked By Anti-SJWs And Ridiculed By SJWs”

Crackdown 3 Comparison Video Shows Crackdown 1 Has Better Physics, AI, Gameplay, Animations

Crackdown vs Crackdown 1

The eighth generation of gaming has been one of the worst generations in the history of gaming, not because of graphics or sound or production budgets, but in terms of the fun factors being worse than games made a generation ago (and that’s not even to mention things like censorship, the microtransactions, loot boxes, and anti-consumer practices, but I digress). Continue reading “Crackdown 3 Comparison Video Shows Crackdown 1 Has Better Physics, AI, Gameplay, Animations”

Crackdown 2 Now Available On Xbox One Free Of Charge

If you’re looking for something to play this weekend, you might be interested to know that Crackdown 2 has now been added to the growing list of titles supported by Xbox One backward compatibility. You might be even more interested to know that it’s 100 percent free. Continue reading “Crackdown 2 Now Available On Xbox One Free Of Charge”

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