Serious Sam 4 Harpy Will Have Uncensored Nipples, Says Croteam Dev

Serious Sam 4 Uncensored

When it comes to mammaries, you don’t play around. There are people who are adamant about their proper depiction when it comes to the circumference of the areola, the buoyancy of the fatty tissue under the lobules,  the protuberance of the nipples, and even the gap between the sternum. So obviously, when people noticed that the Harpy in Serious Sam 4 appeared to be censored, they were going to be miffed if the bare boobs from Serious Sam 3: BFE were going to be removed for some puritanical reason in Serious Sam 4. Well, that’s what almost happened with Croteam recently, and they found themselves in the news for a lot of the wrong reasons, but thankfully one of the developers decided to clear the air. Continue reading “Serious Sam 4 Harpy Will Have Uncensored Nipples, Says Croteam Dev”

Serious Sam 4 Censors Harpy, Dev Says There Are Better Places To Look At “Gazoongas” [Updated]

Serious Sam 4 Censorship

[Update: 5/24/2020] Another member of Croteam has clarified that the Harpy will be uncensored in Serious Sam 4, and that the censored version circulating the web is a model from a GDC panel from two years ago. Continue reading “Serious Sam 4 Censors Harpy, Dev Says There Are Better Places To Look At “Gazoongas” [Updated]”

Serious Sam 4 To Release For PC And Stadia Sometime In August 2020

Serious Sam 4 is back, except without “Planet Badass” in its name. According to Devolver Digital and Croteam, the forthcoming first-person shooter will release this year sometime in August for PC via Steam and Stadia. Continue reading “Serious Sam 4 To Release For PC And Stadia Sometime In August 2020”

Serious Sam: Tormental Twin-Stick Co-op Shooter Enters Early Access On Steam

Serious Sam Tormental

Croteam announced out of nowhere that the cooperative twin-stick shooter developed by Gungrounds is currently available in Early Access on Steam for $11.99. Croteam was wise to wait a day before dropping the news of the game’s availability given that so many different other organizations and studios were partaking in the April Fool’s madness. Continue reading “Serious Sam: Tormental Twin-Stick Co-op Shooter Enters Early Access On Steam”

SCUM Update Adds Dick Customization, New Weapons

SCUM Update

The latest update for the Early Access rendition of SCUM from Gamepires, Croteam, and Devolver Digital features new weapons, new optimizations, improved crafting, and the ability to grow your schlong up to eight inches or as small as one inch. Obviously this is okay by the SJW NPC standards because it deals with male nudity and not females, so I’m sure you’ll be able to find some hypocritical article out there from one of the Left-leaning rags praising and joking about this feature while decrying the big, bouncy boobs on sexy hotties in other games. Also, apparently it’s fine to customize a dick, but you can’t have a prison tattoo with Nazi imagery on it, as per the crooked rules of Devolver Digital. Continue reading “SCUM Update Adds Dick Customization, New Weapons”

Scum Cheats Enable Infinite Health, Infinite Blood, No Hunger

Scum Cheats

Devolver Digital may have cut short some of the hype for Gamepires’ Scum by stepping in with their whole anti-Nazi stance, where they didn’t want Nazi symbolism appearing as tattoos on violent prisoners in a game about violent prisoners trapped on an island where they kill and eat each other. Some have taken it as Devolver kowtowing to SJWs, others see it as Devolver protecting Nazis from being displayed in a negative light, which also makes sense given that SJWs adopt and employ Nazi authoritarian principles, so why would you want to display Nazis in a negative light if you agree with their principles? Anyway, if you’ve been playing Scum and having a hard time surviving in the harsh and unforgiving world, there are some cheats for you. Continue reading “Scum Cheats Enable Infinite Health, Infinite Blood, No Hunger”

Scum Beginner Guide: Tips And Tricks For Newcomers

With the PC release of Scum, new players will likely join in and find that they have no clue as to what is going on in the survival game. If you happen to be in the same boat and are looking for a visual guide, hopefully, this beginner guide will be of use. Continue reading “Scum Beginner Guide: Tips And Tricks For Newcomers”

SCUM Will Enter Early Access In August For $19.99

SCUM Early Access Price

Croteam and Gamepires’ SCUM has been in the news off and on leading up to its highly anticipated Early Access run. A lot of gamers have been curious about when it will be entering into Early Access and how much it’ll cost. Well, Croteam, Gamepires, and Devolver Digital revealed that SCUM will be available in Early Access starting this August for $19.99. Continue reading “SCUM Will Enter Early Access In August For $19.99”

Serious Sam 4: Planet Badass New Screenshots Arrive

The series that kicked-off a new two decade-long run that is Serious Sam can be traced all the way back to the early 21st century or 2001 to be exact, and it looks like the series will continue with developer Croteam at the helm of things — joined by publisher Devolver Digital — with Serious Sam 4: Planet Badass. The upcoming game is set to hit PC via Steam and has new screenshots. Continue reading “Serious Sam 4: Planet Badass New Screenshots Arrive”

Serious Sam 4 Announced, Will Feature Level Editor, Split-Screen Co-op

Serious Sam 4 Planet Badass

Croteam and Devolver Digital announced that the next entry in the Serious Sam franchise will be Serious Sam 4: Planet Badass, and the game was recently teased with a near minute long trailer ahead of its full reveal, which is set to take place at this year’s E3 in Los Angeles, California. Continue reading “Serious Sam 4 Announced, Will Feature Level Editor, Split-Screen Co-op”

SCUM Video Demonstrates How To Get Muscular And How Beer Makes Your Character Fat

SCUM

A new video was released for the prison survival game, SCUM. The video hilariously covers the role of metabolism in the game. Continue reading “SCUM Video Demonstrates How To Get Muscular And How Beer Makes Your Character Fat”

SCUM WIP Video Explores Getting Wet And Carrying Weight

Publisher Devolver Digital and developers Gamepires and Croteam have posted up a new video for their prison survival online PC game, SCUM, which discovers the different possibilities of getting wet and carrying too much. Continue reading “SCUM WIP Video Explores Getting Wet And Carrying Weight”

Serious Sam VR Set To Enter Early Access On October 17th

Croteam and Devolver Digital announced that the next entry in the Serious Sam franchise will be Serious Sam VR and it will launch on October 17th. Continue reading “Serious Sam VR Set To Enter Early Access On October 17th”

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