Army Of Two Retro Review: Almost Better Than The Sequels

Army of Two Retro Review

Title: Army of Two
Genre: Third-Person Shooter
Players: 1 – 2 (split-screen or online)
Platforms: Xbox 360, PS3
Developer: EA Montreal
Publisher: Electronic Arts
Release Date: March 4th, 2008

EA Montreal wasn’t always a converged, third-world country-tier development outfit that housed diversity hires and produced useless games that appeal to no one except the Twitterati and mentally ill sycophants. There was a time when Electronic Arts was keen on making games for real gamers, and between 2007 and 2013 they sort of did that. Army of Two was one of their experimental titles that started a short lived franchise throughout the late aughts. Continue reading “Army Of Two Retro Review: Almost Better Than The Sequels”

Army Of Two: The 40th Day Retro Review: A Manly Co-op Game From A Bygone Era

Army of Two 40th Day Review

Title: Army of Two: The 40th Day
Genre: Third-Person Shooter
Players: 1 – 2 (co-op online or split-screen)
Platforms: Xbox 360, PS3
Developer: EA Montreal
Publisher: Electronic Arts
Release Date: January 12th, 2010

They really don’t make ’em like this anymore. As some of you know I’ve gone back to playing and reviewing older games since almost every new AAA title is filled with pozzed degeneracy and Left-wing propaganda. Now while I don’t have a whole lot of good to say about Army of Two: The 40th Day, which is a sequel to the 2008 outing of Army of Two, I can readily say that it’s a testosterone-filled third-person shooter that sits at home as a decent (if not moderately entertaining) Gears of War clone that came out during the heyday of the brown-and-gray palette monopoly. Continue reading “Army Of Two: The 40th Day Retro Review: A Manly Co-op Game From A Bygone Era”

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