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Army Of Two: The 40th Day Retro Review: A Manly Co-op Game From A Bygone Era

June 30, 2020July 1, 2020 Billy

Title: Army of Two: The 40th Day
Genre: Third-Person Shooter
Players: 1 – 2 (co-op online or split-screen)
Platforms: Xbox 360, PS3
Developer: EA Montreal
Publisher: Electronic Arts
Release Date: January 12th, 2010

They really don’t make ’em like this anymore. As some of you know I’ve gone back to playing and reviewing older games since almost every new AAA title is filled with pozzed degeneracy and Left-wing propaganda. Now while I don’t have a whole lot of good to say about Army of Two: The 40th Day, which is a sequel to the 2008 outing of Army of Two, I can readily say that it’s a testosterone-filled third-person shooter that sits at home as a decent (if not moderately entertaining) Gears of War clone that came out during the heyday of the brown-and-gray palette monopoly. Continue reading “Army Of Two: The 40th Day Retro Review: A Manly Co-op Game From A Bygone Era”

Brutal Legend Retro Review: The Last Original AAA Game

June 17, 2020June 17, 2020 Billy

Title: Brütal Legend
Genre: Adventure/RTS/Hack-and-Slash
Platforms: PS3, Xbox 360, PC (Reviewed)
Developer: Double Fine Productions
Publisher: Electronic Arts
Release Date: October 13th, 2009

Since they don’t make good games anymore in the AAA space that aren’t woke or full of alphabet degeneracy, I’ve been sinking my time into my back catalog of games across home consoles and PC. The latest game to strike my fancy is a game I originally ignored when it came out because it seemed like the marketing team didn’t know how to promote the game, and since EA didn’t seem to know what to do with Brutal Legend, I promptly ignored it when it first came out. I can safely say that was a big mistake on my part because this game is chock full of testosterone, a badass soundtrack, hot chicks with big jiggly tits, and a flawed but fun combat system. Continue reading “Brutal Legend Retro Review: The Last Original AAA Game”

Captain America Super Soldier Retro Review: A Much Needed Hero For Gaming

June 8, 2020June 8, 2020 Billy

Title: Captain America: Super Soldier
Genre: Beat-’em-up
Platforms: Xbox 360, Wii, PS3 (Reviewed)
Developer Next Level Games
Publisher: Sega
Release Date: June 15th, 2011

As you know, newer games are all pozzed so I’ve been going through my back catalog to play some of the titles I missed from the yesteryears before Social Justice Warriors co-opted the entire media industry. One such game that caught my eye was Next Level Games’ tie-in to the live-action super hero flick, Captain America: First Avenger. Continue reading “Captain America Super Soldier Retro Review: A Much Needed Hero For Gaming”

Rise Of Argonauts Retro Review: Identity Crisis

April 1, 2020April 1, 2020 Billy

Title: Rise of Argonauts
Genre: Adventure
Platforms: Xbox 360, PS3, PC (Reviewed)
Developer: Liquid Entertainment
Publisher: Codemasters
Release Date: December 12th, 2008

Liquid Entertainment and Codemasters’ Rise of Argonauts was one of those cash-in games that came out during the $60 craze where everyone and their mother thought that their title was worth the high-price of entry, even when they clearly weren’t worth the asking price. Continue reading “Rise Of Argonauts Retro Review: Identity Crisis”

Mortal Kombat 9, Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition Pulled From Stores

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020 Billy

NetherRealm Studios and Warner Bros. Entertainment have apparently been culling the Mortal Kombat games from digital storefronts. Both Mortal Kombat 9 and Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition have been pulled from stores, with reports that the online multiplayer functionality for both will be shut down. Continue reading “Mortal Kombat 9, Mortal Kombat Komplete Edition Pulled From Stores”

Prince Of Persia 2008 Retro Review: Bargain Bin Prince

March 22, 2020March 22, 2020 Billy

Title: Prince of Persia (2008)
Players: 1
Genre: Platformer
Platforms: Xbox 360, PS3, PC (Reviewed)
Developer: POP Team
Publisher: Ubisoft
Release Date: December 2nd, 2008 Continue reading “Prince Of Persia 2008 Retro Review: Bargain Bin Prince”

Sony Believes The Majority Of PS4 Games Can Be Played On PS5; No Word On PS1-PS3 Backwards Compatibility

March 21, 2020March 20, 2020 Ethan

The official PlayStation blog post that offered a look into the PS5’s specs has been updated. The new update attempts to clarify how the “overwhelming majority” of the 4,000+ PS4 titles will be playable on PS5. However, the blog post offers no word on PS3, PS2, and PS1 backwards compatibility. Continue reading “Sony Believes The Majority Of PS4 Games Can Be Played On PS5; No Word On PS1-PS3 Backwards Compatibility”

The Wheelman Retro Review: Vin Diesel’s Barcelona Playground

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020 Billy

Title: The Wheelman
Players: 1
Platforms: PC (Reviewed), PS3, Xbox 360
Developer: Tigon Studios
Publisher: Midway Games/Ubisoft
Release Date: March 24, 2009

Since developers continue to make woke pieces of crap in [current year] and publishers continue to fund woke pieces of crap, I’m continuing to dive into my back catalog of games and review titles that I actually found interesting, unique, overlooked, or just plain fun to play in my down time. One such game is the short-lived Tgon Studios’ exotic action-racer, The Wheelman, which starred Vin Diesel and his steel-grated voice. Continue reading “The Wheelman Retro Review: Vin Diesel’s Barcelona Playground”

Ghostbusters The Video Game Review: The Real Ghostbusters 3

March 3, 2020March 3, 2020 Billy

Title: Ghostbusters The Video Game
Players: 1
Platforms: PC (Reviewed), PS3, PS4, Xbox 360, Xbox One
Genre: Third-Person Shooter
Developer: Terminal Velocity
Publisher: Sony, Atari, Mad Dog Games
Release Date: June, 2009

Given that newer AAA games are all designed to be vehicles for Left-wing agitprop, filled with strong ugly women who don’t need no man, pro-refuge nonsense, and more LGBTQIAPEDO crap than you can shake a stick at, I’ve opted to stop playing most new releases. Normal human beings just don’t find that kind of propaganda entertaining nor is any normal person fond of the Left’s agenda being irrumated into every facet of media. Continue reading “Ghostbusters The Video Game Review: The Real Ghostbusters 3”

Uncharted 2 Retro Review: Spectacular Moments Hampered By Pacing Issues

February 20, 2020February 20, 2020 Billy

A lot of Sony fanboys will swear that the 2009 outing, Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, is the greatest game ever made. No foul thing could ever be said about this game throughout seventh gen, and even to this day many claim it’s the greatest game of seventh generation. Let’s be honest, it’s a good game for what it is but it’s not as great as fanboys would lead you on to believe. The graphics still hold up decently enough to be a seventh-gen outing, and the story is filled with a lot of twists and turns, backstabs and very few surprises, but overall it’s the video game equivalent of an IMDB-rated 6/10 Hollywood blockbuster film. Continue reading “Uncharted 2 Retro Review: Spectacular Moments Hampered By Pacing Issues”

Uncharted 1 Retro Review: Slow Start For The Cinematic Juggernaut

February 18, 2020February 19, 2020 Billy

Given that many of the recent big-budget game releases on home consoles and PC are converged or filled with Left-wing propaganda, I’ve been hitting my backlog and playing through a lot of older games I missed out on or didn’t quite have time to complete when they originally released. I decided to go back and play through the original Uncharted trilogy as part of the Nathan Drake Collection, both to rekindle what made the series great and to wash the taste of the fourth game out of my mind, which was nothing short of creative sacrilege committed by the Israeli-born Neil Druckmann. Continue reading “Uncharted 1 Retro Review: Slow Start For The Cinematic Juggernaut”

Yakuza 4 HD Remaster English Localization Censors “Rape” Text

November 5, 2019November 5, 2019 Billy

The localization team working on the Yakuza remasters don’t seem to have much respect for the original art that they’re supposed to be translating. That has become seemingly evident with the Yakuza 4: HD Remaster for the PS4, where the English version of a conversation has been censored that contained the word “rape”. This is despite the fact that the game is rated ‘M’ for Mature by the ESRB. Continue reading “Yakuza 4 HD Remaster English Localization Censors “Rape” Text”

PlayStation Now Subscription Price Drops To Be “More Compelling”

October 1, 2019October 1, 2019 Ethan

With Team Xbox noting that they make more revenue through “compelling” live-service and subscriptions than selling consoles, it looks like Sony wants in on this “compelling” subscription fun by lowering PlayStation Now’s monthly fee. Continue reading “PlayStation Now Subscription Price Drops To Be “More Compelling””

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